"I wasn't that drunk" "Dude, you threw my hamster saying "Pikachu, I choose you""
— Ash Ketchum (@AshKetchum151) July 30, 2013
I pretty much just wasted my entire morning reading the news and watching Stephen Colbert shake it to Get Lucky with Hugh Laurie, Jeff Bridges, Matt Damon, Jon Stewart, the guy from Breaking Bad (I don't watch Breaking Bad) and Jimmy Fallon. Then he dance-crashes an America's Got Talent audition and Henry Kissinger's office at the White House.
THAT is what happens when Daft Punk abruptly cancels their performance on The Colbert Report to prepare for some other event (the VMAs I think it was). Stephen won't let you guys down.