No smile.
Sad faec.
Poignant look in eyes.
Uber long dramatic pause.
Dead silence.
Crowd fav contestant tears up.
Starts to crai.
Clutches edge of armchair cos 2painful.
Knows it's over.
It's over.
Lifelong dream crushed in 2 seconds.
Heart breaks to pieces.
World falling apart.
Wants to die.
Is dying.
Host: "But..."
Contestant sobs.
Wails.
Given up on lyf.
Onset of a heart attack.
Asthma playing up.
Can't breathe.
Clutching chest.
Host: "But... you can't see your family yet because YOU MADE IT TO THE NEXT ROUND, CONGRATZ!!!"
Contestant: "OMG OMG OMG YISSSSS IM SO FKN HAPPY I COULD DIE RIGHT -"
Coughs. Splutters. Falls to floor.
Heaving. Spits out blood. One last gasp. Smiles.
Groans.
Dies.
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