My original 'About Me' profile:

Some people call me creative. Some call me crazy. Some call me weird. Some call me "despicable in an acceptable way". Every morning I stand in front of the mirror and slowly whisper the words "I am legend" before shimmying to Naughty Girl by Beyonce as I brush my teeth. Then I bounce back to reality and skip breakfast and run to catch the bus like a pleb. I've had fantasies of walking up to groups of guys and yelling "MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD" and then running away giggling like a ten year old. That's me. I'm also an arts+law student. Not a very good one because I spend a lot of time on 4chan.


More about me:

*warning: am writing this as I listen to Clique (Kanye West and Jay-Z).

I'm a news junkie.
I love reading.
I love drawing.  Weird shit.  For example, I once tried to pass myself off as really artsy and drew this screwed up picture of a naked mannequin with decapitated limbs, sewn lips, black criss cross stickers over its nipples with a Guy Fawkes mask stuck on its face.  

IDEK. 
  
In first year uni, my lecturer labelled me a Chinese nationalist.  I'm not...really?  I just really like learning about Chinese history and culture - hence, STUDYING ASIAN STUDIES.  Challenge me to a game of let's-see-who-can-list-all-the-Chinese-dynasties-in-order-fastest and you can be my new BFFL.

My favourite love story is not Gee by Girls' Generation but The Butterfly Lovers - a beautiful Chinese classic that made me cry when I was eight.   

I hate Bruno Mars and Jennifer Lopez.

I have an incredibly dark, sadistic sense of humour.  I'm almost ALWAYS facetious.

I go on 4chan.

My mother is a journalist.

My cousins are freaky smart.  Alice studies law at Melbourne University right now and Patrick is doing like, Olympic Maths shit and got a raw 50 for Maths Methods last year without breaking a sweat.  

If I fail in lyf, Ima just leech off them.  

I used to play tennis competitively.  

I am very passionate about human rights.  

There is a huge communication problem between me and my very conservative Chinese parents.  

I strongly dislike eating Chinese food.  I've had enough of it, frankly.