( ̄ ³ ̄)✌( ̄ ³ ̄)✌( ̄ ³ ̄)✌( ̄ ³ ̄)✌( ̄ ³ ̄)✌( ̄ ³ ̄)✌GOOSE!
— Andy's On Vacation (@BroIsMeeeee) June 4, 2013
Amanda Bynes wakes up in Lindsay Lohans body & screams, "OH MY GOD" Lindsay Lohan wakes up in Amanda Bynes body & tweets, "I want Drake to m
— Andy's On Vacation (@BroIsMeeeee) June 6, 2013
Ik ur cheating w the FedEx man-*UPS guy busts in*LOL THE FEDEX MAN?*pizza guy pops outta oven*NO WAY*milkman peeks out of fridge*LMAO
— Andy's On Vacation (@BroIsMeeeee) June 2, 2013
Accidentally called my wife "internet" durring lewd stuff and now i have to sleep on the #couch
— Cyber Dad (@Cyber_Dad) June 8, 2013
How long are Winnie the Pooh and that other stripey bastard going to ignore the fact there's something seriously wrong with Eeyore
— Keet (@KeetRidley) February 24, 2013
*texts back 3 weeks later* sorry I fell asleep
— THETRILLEST (@internetfat) May 29, 2013
To avoid getting pimples and various blemishes just saw your entire head off
— THETRILLEST (@internetfat) May 28, 2013
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